Useless Industries Factory Tour

My Tour Checklist     

Reception & Gift Shop

Stamping

Employee Lounge

Shipping

Foundry

Storage

Research & Marketing

Executive Suite

CLICK HERE to enter foundryCLICK HERE to enter Stamping Room
CLICK HERE to enter Storage RoomCLICK HERE to enter Employee LoungeCLICK HERE to enter Shipping Department
YOU ARE HERE at the entranceCLICK HERE to enter Reception-GiftShopCLICK HERE to enter Executive SuiteCLICK HERE to enter Research Labs

You Are Here: 

Reception & 
Gift Shop

EXIT TOUR

Pick Up Your Messages
From Receptionist

 

Factory Tour
Gift Shop Selections

PLU#4362.356
The UselessTM Industries
"Bottomless Cup of Coffee!"
industrial wonder!
space-age technology
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PLU#7856.253
The Useless
TM Industries
T-Shirts
the perfect gift

for the man or woman
who wants nothing
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All items are priced in
US CURRENCY ONLY!! 
None of that foreign funny money
(that means Canada too)