Thoughtful consumers everywhere have been asking "Why
isn't there Nothing rather than Something?" Until
recently something was all there was to be desired. Not
anymore. Useless Industries brings nothing to the world on a
commercial scale that was previously unimaginable.
We have to admit, even our own
marketing people were dumbfounded. Why would anyone want
something that (minus all the hoopla) they already implicitly have -
"Ah, Correction!" we pointed out. "We create
the desire for nothing, conveniently packaged and delivered at
that is affordable. Now that's something."
Useless Industries simply creates a
demand for which there is an abundant supply and charges a
minor value-added fee. The analysts agree, there's a future in
nothing and, at least for now, the future is Useless.
Welcome To Useless Industries 00.01.01
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The Timelessness Of Useless 00.01.04
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