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Who Is Useless ? 

  Title: Welcome To Useless Industries

DOCUMENT ID# 00.01.01

 


As you might have suspected, there are Useless™ People, in all walks of life all around you. These men and women have dedicated their entire adult lives to Useless Industries (or one of our many wholly-owned subsidiaries.) Their heartfelt aim? Simply to bring Useless™ Goods, Useless™ Services and in general the Useless™ Quality of Life to everyone - everywhere! 

The legal staff at UI (pronounced: Yew Eye) have endeavored to provide you with an richly textured, information packed web site that is not only easy to use, but leaves you with both a feeling of gratification and sense of being well served. Please take a look around. If you leave with nothing, then you'll leave us with a smile.

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