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UselessTM Industries Product Recall notification:
 Our "Uselesstmly
uselesstm Magma-pressure steam iron" seems to be
acting up again, except that now, instead of not turning on,
the darn thing won't turn off! You can imagine the legal
hassles that we've had to put up with as a result. If you have
one of these irons, DO NOT PLUG IT IN! DO NOT TAKE IT OUT OF
THE BOX! AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!
We at USELESSTM Industries are confident that these little
problems will "iron" themselves out in the end.
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