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Everyone's Made A Few Mistakes... 

  Title: Product Recall Manifest

01.05.07

 
Useless Industries has made a few mistakes. Who hasn't? Let he who is without product recalls or impending lawsuits cast the first stone. Anyway, we are required by law to inform the public at large of a few of our products which have not, so to speak, been up to snuff: 

1. Death wears a Toaster 

2. Iron me Deadly 

3. The Executioner's Toilet 

4. Radio Bikini

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